My Doxie Takes a Message — Funny Dachshund Tee
Description
Selective hearing? No — excellent delegation. My Doxie Takes a Message celebrates the stubborn charm every doxie owner knows too well.
What's on it: a relaxed dachshund with the caption “My Doxie Doesn't Come When Called — He Takes a Message.”
- Soft & breathable: premium Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001) that holds its shape wash after wash.
- Unisex relaxed fit: true to size for men and women — size up for a roomier look.
- Durable print: crisp, vivid detail that won't crack or fade.
- Sizes XS–4XL in a range of colors.
A laugh-out-loud gift for anyone with a delightfully independent wiener dog. 🐾
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Shipping & Returns
Each tee is printed on demand and ships within 3–5 business days, with free shipping on every order. Not the right fit? We offer free refunds — just reach out and we'll take care of your fellow dog person.
Because your dog deserves to have the most stylish parent in the room.
Every design is created for the dog parents who go all-in — the ones who rearrange the couch cushions so their dog gets the good spot. Soft, durable, and built to withstand tail wags, park days, and at least one enthusiastic roll in the grass.
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